A man in South Philly calls his son in Florida two days before Christmas and says, 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.' 'Pop, what are you talking about?' The son screams. 'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.'

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'No way they're getting divorced!' She shouts, 'I'll take care of this.' She calls South Philly immediately and screams at her father, 'You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there by tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing.

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Thought this was funny. Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match.'